1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,380 Previously on Best Medicine. 2 00:00:01,580 --> 00:00:02,860 Who am I to interfere? 3 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:06,760 If you don't want to interfere, why did you renovate this entire office? 4 00:00:07,060 --> 00:00:09,520 Tell me that I have to dress like a dental hygienist. Michelle. 5 00:00:09,980 --> 00:00:10,980 You can call me Savannah. 6 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:15,680 Your fox did give six of our townspeople the plague. Yeah, well, you should admit 7 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:19,080 that you actually care about whoever it is that you care about. You should 8 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:21,160 pursue a therapy degree while you're in jail. What's this? 9 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:22,400 I found the love letter. 10 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:26,600 Wasn't for you. It was just always Louisa. Oh, come on! Whoa, what's the 11 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:30,200 rush? Well Martin and I we are done and I'm fine. You are an 11 12 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:35,500 Doc 13 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:45,120 hey 14 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:46,640 morning mark morning. 15 00:00:46,940 --> 00:00:52,140 Hey, so funny thing happened couple nights ago. Well, not funny. Haha more 16 00:00:52,140 --> 00:00:53,140 like 17 00:00:53,259 --> 00:00:57,320 Funny not haha got it like unexpected like I didn't expect. Yeah mark. I know 18 00:00:57,320 --> 00:01:02,480 what unexpected means like I I Was 19 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:07,920 and then Mark spit it out 20 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:12,700 There's this kid who used to live on my block named Rex who had six fingers. Can 21 00:01:12,700 --> 00:01:17,160 you imagine that? No, it was like we'd play like capture the flag Where you at 22 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,520 Rex and you like here? 23 00:01:23,020 --> 00:01:23,798 What was that? 24 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:24,820 Yeah, I'll be right there. 25 00:01:25,100 --> 00:01:27,000 I gotta go, Doc. Least business. 26 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:29,900 Mark, you just made that sound with your mouth. What are you doing? 27 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:33,580 He's holding me up. Who are you talking to? Who are you talking to? 28 00:01:46,780 --> 00:01:51,580 Uh-huh. 29 00:02:10,669 --> 00:02:14,230 uh okay can i go stop to breathe yes okay 30 00:02:24,810 --> 00:02:27,370 Snoo one day. An omelet for Mr. Franklin. 31 00:02:28,490 --> 00:02:29,930 And yogurt for the young lady. 32 00:02:30,290 --> 00:02:33,590 I just love the flowers you have out. 33 00:02:33,810 --> 00:02:35,130 You guys sprucing up for something? 34 00:02:35,430 --> 00:02:40,030 Yes. We're zhuzhing things out because we got an anonymous tip that Carson 35 00:02:40,030 --> 00:02:41,030 McLeish is coming. 36 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:43,970 Who's Carson McLeish? 37 00:02:44,190 --> 00:02:46,890 Just the most important food critic at the New York Times. 38 00:02:47,090 --> 00:02:51,800 Betsy Schmitz. Oh, tell us what he looks like and we'll look at it. That's the 39 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:53,220 thing. No one knows. 40 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:56,840 He lets you know he's coming so you're on top of your game, but he doesn't want 41 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:59,920 you to know who he is so you don't treat him any different. He could be here 42 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:00,920 right now. 43 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:04,760 Oh. Uh, we know everyone who's here. 44 00:03:05,020 --> 00:03:06,200 Well, maybe not now. 45 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:08,100 Oh! 46 00:03:09,140 --> 00:03:10,260 George is a little tense. 47 00:03:14,740 --> 00:03:17,840 Hey, just came to check on my guy. How's he doing? 48 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:19,180 Oh, not good. 49 00:03:19,470 --> 00:03:23,630 You think breaking up with she who shall not be named has got him down? 50 00:03:23,850 --> 00:03:27,190 I don't know, but he almost bit off my head this morning when I told him that 51 00:03:27,190 --> 00:03:30,910 Parker brought in homemade croffins. Oh. Wait, did you hear? What? I got an 52 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:35,450 agent. Oh, that's great, honey. I don't know. Somebody just emailed me back. She 53 00:03:35,450 --> 00:03:37,710 wants to represent me. Wow. From New York? 54 00:03:37,950 --> 00:03:38,809 New Hampshire. 55 00:03:38,810 --> 00:03:42,010 She's sending me an audition today. Well, that's wonderful. Hey, now. 56 00:03:42,610 --> 00:03:43,950 Watch the toes there, boys. 57 00:03:47,049 --> 00:03:49,610 Well, I see you've wasted no time. Like she was never here. 58 00:03:49,990 --> 00:03:50,990 And look. 59 00:03:54,890 --> 00:03:59,470 Well, you will not find me crying into my coffee mug either, as long as he's 60 00:03:59,470 --> 00:04:03,950 okay. And how long has your back been bothering you, miss? I'm not giving you 61 00:04:03,950 --> 00:04:04,950 my name. 62 00:04:06,290 --> 00:04:09,710 All right. You won't be able to file for insurance unless... I'll pay out of 63 00:04:09,710 --> 00:04:10,710 pocket. 64 00:04:11,190 --> 00:04:12,670 Okay, then. And you're back. 65 00:04:13,230 --> 00:04:14,149 How long has it been? 66 00:04:14,150 --> 00:04:17,470 I had a stroke three months ago, although I'm not sure what business that 67 00:04:17,470 --> 00:04:18,429 is of yours. 68 00:04:18,430 --> 00:04:22,390 Just that I'm a doctor and you came to see me? I came here to get a shot of 69 00:04:22,390 --> 00:04:26,930 cortisone. Dear God, I had a stroke. I lost use of my whole left side. Some 70 00:04:26,930 --> 00:04:31,170 idiot physical therapist named Gretchen got my movement partially restored. 71 00:04:31,430 --> 00:04:34,890 I returned to work and my back seized up. Then what is your line of work? 72 00:04:35,230 --> 00:04:37,410 None of your beeswax, doctor. 73 00:04:38,410 --> 00:04:41,290 Fine. I'll put secret agent 008. 74 00:04:41,610 --> 00:04:42,610 Does that work? 75 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:47,360 I am a person with cash here for your services. I just want a shot of 76 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:48,780 cortisone. Good Lord. 77 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:53,240 These small-town doctors are just glorified veterinarians. Mm-hmm. What 78 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,240 does that make you? 79 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,400 Ow! 80 00:04:55,820 --> 00:04:56,860 Not amusing. 81 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:59,100 I thought it was. Shut up. 82 00:05:04,030 --> 00:05:08,430 The next time I spend $200 on a cortisone shot, it won't be for a quack 83 00:05:08,430 --> 00:05:12,350 like you. It was truly not a pleasure, and please let the door hit you on the 84 00:05:12,350 --> 00:05:13,069 way out. 85 00:05:13,070 --> 00:05:14,070 Keep rolling. 86 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:17,590 Okay. Okay. 87 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:24,090 Martin? 88 00:05:24,990 --> 00:05:28,090 What the heck was that all about? No idea, but it was her fault. 89 00:05:30,370 --> 00:05:31,370 What do you want? 90 00:05:31,850 --> 00:05:33,130 Nothing, just checking on you. 91 00:05:38,830 --> 00:05:39,910 No, it's not. 92 00:05:44,950 --> 00:05:50,990 I just wanted to make sure you were okay. 93 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:53,270 I'm fine. Why should I care? Oh, you don't care? 94 00:05:53,550 --> 00:05:54,690 No, none of my business. 95 00:05:54,910 --> 00:05:57,530 It's none of your business that you and Eden broke up. 96 00:05:57,730 --> 00:06:01,810 Oh, I thought you meant Louisa and... Oh. 97 00:06:04,590 --> 00:06:06,530 Oh, I see you were back there again. 98 00:06:07,470 --> 00:06:08,770 That doesn't bother you? 99 00:06:09,010 --> 00:06:10,010 No, not at all. 100 00:06:10,030 --> 00:06:12,110 I'm fine. Yeah. Never better, actually. 101 00:06:27,030 --> 00:06:30,210 Why didn't you come see me sooner? 102 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:33,810 Well, the new homeopath lady... What new homeopath lady? 103 00:06:34,030 --> 00:06:36,230 ...said a candle would burn all the wax right out. 104 00:06:36,470 --> 00:06:38,410 Well, it almost burned off half your ear. 105 00:06:38,930 --> 00:06:39,929 That's true. 106 00:06:39,930 --> 00:06:42,070 But she also says she could cure my bloating. 107 00:06:42,290 --> 00:06:46,490 I can, too. Stop eating dairy. You're lactose intolerant. But I love cheese. 108 00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:47,849 You're ridiculous. 109 00:06:47,850 --> 00:06:49,150 I could still hear you now. 110 00:06:49,490 --> 00:06:52,170 Why are you scribbling? There's nothing to scribble. He is ridiculous. 111 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:53,830 Still hearing. 112 00:06:56,310 --> 00:06:58,290 This got my permanent record? 113 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:01,800 Next knucklehead. 114 00:07:03,100 --> 00:07:04,099 Where is everyone? 115 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:05,720 You actually don't want to know. 116 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:09,100 What's the matter, Quincy? Your gout acting up? Oh, yeah, but that's not why 117 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:12,580 I'm here. Last night, the nature lady told me to drink a quart of tart cherry 118 00:07:12,580 --> 00:07:17,260 juice and to resolve my issues with my daughter-in-law. My stomach is killing 119 00:07:17,260 --> 00:07:21,220 me. Who is this nature lady, and why would anyone go to her and not me? Gee, 120 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:22,280 Doc, I can't imagine. 121 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:24,820 Actually, you know her. I do? 122 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,160 Well, I didn't know how to tell you. 123 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:36,760 No, Irma. At first it was fun, all the one-night stands and one-day stands and 124 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,120 one-car stands. 125 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:40,320 Those can get pretty rough on your back. 126 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,340 Maybe you need a different kind of girl, Mark. 127 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:43,760 That's what my mom says. 128 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:48,400 A nice, quality girl you can settle down with, Marky, who lives close. 129 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:52,400 No more driving 50 miles for a cup of coffee. I'm sure you can rig it on the 130 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:56,600 app. I did, I did. I just haven't found the one that... Wait. 131 00:07:57,550 --> 00:08:02,050 Hey, she's cute and really close. And I like that jumpsuit. 132 00:08:02,310 --> 00:08:03,990 I feel like I know her. 133 00:08:04,370 --> 00:08:07,270 Hey, maybe that's how it's supposed to feel, like you already know each other. 134 00:08:07,390 --> 00:08:08,069 Oh, my. 135 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:09,070 What? 136 00:08:09,570 --> 00:08:10,570 Savannah? 137 00:08:11,270 --> 00:08:12,270 Yeah? 138 00:08:17,910 --> 00:08:18,910 Hi, Sheriff. 139 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:20,750 Hi. 140 00:08:46,939 --> 00:08:50,420 The idiot who smuggled animals into the country and gave us all a bubonic 141 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:51,500 plague? That's the one. 142 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:56,460 Doc, we got a problem. I've got a cold. I'm all foggy. I can't think. You've got 143 00:08:56,460 --> 00:08:58,660 to help. And we have a major food critic coming. 144 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:00,300 So what do you want me to do about it? 145 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:02,580 What's the best cold remedy? You've got to clear my head. 146 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,000 Breast fluids? Time. 147 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:07,280 I don't have time. I've been working for this my entire life. A New York Times 148 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:10,560 food critic coming to eat my food. Can you think of anything else? 149 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:13,620 Dabra. 150 00:09:14,260 --> 00:09:15,260 Dabra. 151 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:20,370 All right, you feel better now? Oh. 152 00:09:23,090 --> 00:09:27,530 Now, Quincy, if anyone drank a quart of tart cherry juice, it would give them a 153 00:09:27,530 --> 00:09:30,470 stomachache, okay? Now, take an antacid, and if it's not better in a few hours, 154 00:09:30,490 --> 00:09:31,490 come back and see me. 155 00:09:34,050 --> 00:09:35,430 Might I offer a suggestion? 156 00:09:35,830 --> 00:09:38,710 No. I mean, for your benefit. No. 157 00:09:40,210 --> 00:09:41,210 You're a good doctor. 158 00:09:41,350 --> 00:09:44,630 I don't need you to tell me that. But not a good listener. Neither are you. I 159 00:09:44,630 --> 00:09:47,370 just said I don't want to hear it. Sometimes all they need is to be heard. 160 00:09:48,740 --> 00:09:52,960 And comforted. That's not my job. And yours isn't to lecture me on bedside 161 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:56,540 manners. It's to monitor medical malfeasance. So if it's okay with you, 162 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:59,380 I'm gonna go stop an ex-con lunatic from killing our town. 163 00:10:00,140 --> 00:10:01,140 Cheerio. 164 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:07,960 Hey, what's wrong, Eeyore? Get kicked out of the Garden of Eden? 165 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:09,860 Glendon. Eeyore. 166 00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:12,740 You start your chemo yet? 167 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:16,360 Uh, no. Not yet. I mean... Why not? 168 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:20,080 Well, that's none of your business. Don't tell me you're as stupid as 169 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:21,160 everyone else in this town. 170 00:10:21,860 --> 00:10:23,620 I've been busy. I've got a lot to do. 171 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,540 You're not busy. You have testicular cancer. 172 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:29,320 Stop being a nitwit and start your treatment. 173 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,860 You're the one who needs treatment, Eeyore. 174 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:34,340 You know, Eden's better off without you. 175 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:36,600 Jeez. 176 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:44,600 Unbelievable. Hey! 177 00:10:45,710 --> 00:10:49,170 Yes, okay, I'm happy I ran into you. Because I need to tell you the thing 178 00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:50,750 that I was trying to tell you that I couldn't tell you. 179 00:10:51,770 --> 00:10:54,070 So... Okay. 180 00:10:54,970 --> 00:10:58,670 So... I... Okay. 181 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:05,010 See, I... I... Why don't you tell me when your brain returns to your head? 182 00:11:05,530 --> 00:11:06,530 Yeah. 183 00:11:06,730 --> 00:11:07,730 Okay. 184 00:11:08,350 --> 00:11:09,770 Yeah. Okay. 185 00:11:12,930 --> 00:11:14,790 Oh, hey, Martin. You here for a trim? 186 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:20,880 I'm here for the quack in the back. Hey, you got to get in line if you want to 187 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,420 talk to the quack in the back. 188 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:27,720 And my stepmother never hugged me, never told me she loved me. I've basically 189 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,440 been alone my whole life. 190 00:11:29,660 --> 00:11:30,660 That's horrible. 191 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:31,760 I hear you. 192 00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,100 I know. 193 00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:37,000 Ew. Hey, get out. This is private. 194 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:39,420 Well, your pathetic little shot didn't do anything. 195 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:43,320 Yeah, it takes time. Close those and wait your turn. Why aren't you in jail? 196 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:44,800 I did my time. 197 00:11:45,150 --> 00:11:49,190 And I did as you suggested. I studied, I took classes, and I got my degree. 198 00:11:49,410 --> 00:11:50,410 And what, quackery? 199 00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:53,130 Naturopathy. I'm an ND. 200 00:11:53,390 --> 00:11:54,950 As in not a doctor? 201 00:11:55,350 --> 00:11:58,490 Well, there's a whole line of people out there who would beg to differ. 202 00:11:58,830 --> 00:12:02,890 A line a lot longer than yours, because she's an enlightened soul who cares. 203 00:12:03,210 --> 00:12:05,630 Yeah, well, I just saw two of her patients, and one of them nearly burnt 204 00:12:05,630 --> 00:12:08,370 his ear off. Then he didn't do what I said. 205 00:12:11,050 --> 00:12:14,850 Keep the poultice on and write down every demeaning thing that monster said 206 00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:17,490 to you. The pain will release. Yeah, write down everything. 207 00:12:17,930 --> 00:12:22,630 This is such a con. I mean, why do you keep running scams in our town? 208 00:12:22,890 --> 00:12:23,890 It's not a scam. 209 00:12:24,190 --> 00:12:28,350 Oh. I want to make amends, and if I can offer something... Yeah, like fairy 210 00:12:28,350 --> 00:12:33,450 pollen? Like listening and caring. Which she does, and you don't. Yeah, because 211 00:12:33,450 --> 00:12:35,810 I'm an honest doctor, and she's a charlatan. Okay. 212 00:12:36,010 --> 00:12:38,630 You can either leave town, or I'm gonna call the sheriff. Oh. 213 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,560 Listen, you dunderhead. 214 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,000 What can I say, Doc? 215 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,560 I'm a natural-born healer. 216 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:48,880 It's a miracle! 217 00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:55,240 It makes no sense. 218 00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:58,680 You don't have a stroke and then walk three months later. 219 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:01,740 Well, maybe it was the shot that you gave her. A steroid cannot reverse a 220 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:05,300 stroke. Okay, so maybe she just got better. No, I'm telling you, they're 221 00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:06,300 running a scam. 222 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:10,400 Savannah pretends she's a healer, the woman pretends she can't walk, and then 223 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:13,600 Savannah cures her, and they all buy her tinctures and crystals. 224 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,180 So how would you prove that? 225 00:13:15,540 --> 00:13:19,460 Well, I need to properly examine her to prove she's a fake. 226 00:13:21,940 --> 00:13:23,240 Doc. What? 227 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:26,780 You just took my blood with no problem at all. 228 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:28,320 Oh. 229 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:33,280 I did. I mean, do you think maybe you're over it? 230 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,440 Maybe. Good. 231 00:13:36,060 --> 00:13:38,660 Then we can get rid of that cruffin-baking pest, huh? 232 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,000 It's not that bad. 233 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,900 Oh, you like him? No, you know, he did a good Professor Plum while we were 234 00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:44,900 playing Clue. 235 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:49,160 You played Clue with the man who reports on me to the Maine Medical Board? Just 236 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:51,980 once. Yeah, it's a conflict of interest. What was I supposed to do? He's my 237 00:13:51,980 --> 00:13:52,980 roommate's boyfriend. 238 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:55,440 Boyfriend? I am so sorry. 239 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:58,400 Savannah put me on a carrot juice diet. 240 00:13:58,660 --> 00:14:00,180 I mean, what do I do now? 241 00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:11,510 Hey, Sheriff Mark. Hey, bud. What's up? 242 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,810 Can I ask you a question? 243 00:14:14,150 --> 00:14:15,310 Not if I ask you first. 244 00:14:15,590 --> 00:14:17,330 How do you ask out a girl? Whoa! 245 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:21,150 Have you come to the right man? In fact, I was just thinking about it. Really? 246 00:14:21,270 --> 00:14:24,770 Yeah, I was debating if I should use Great Uncle Alfonso's technique. 247 00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:26,269 What's that? 248 00:14:26,270 --> 00:14:30,730 Okay, so Great Uncle Alfonso said that when you first start talking to a girl, 249 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,830 never look her straight in the eye. Why? 250 00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:35,670 Because it creates mystery. 251 00:14:36,410 --> 00:14:40,810 She senses something special's about to happen, right? But she's just not sure 252 00:14:40,810 --> 00:14:43,570 what. Then where do you look? 253 00:14:43,790 --> 00:14:48,470 You look just above her eye, like right at her hairline. And then when she's off 254 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:52,950 kilter, you come in, open and honest, and you say exactly what's in your 255 00:14:52,950 --> 00:14:54,990 heart. Exactly what's in your heart? 256 00:14:56,110 --> 00:14:57,110 You know what? 257 00:14:57,750 --> 00:15:00,350 I'll show you, okay? Come with me. 258 00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:03,110 Can we take your car and use the sirens? 259 00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:07,520 Nah, it's not too far. Let's just get our steps in. 260 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:10,440 Give me that. 261 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:14,160 Would you like some breadsticks, Carson McLeish? 262 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,120 Huh? I know you're Carson. 263 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:19,820 Our chef isn't feeling well. Could you come back another time? 264 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,100 My name is Bob. 265 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:22,720 Oh. 266 00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:24,740 What can I get you? 267 00:15:24,980 --> 00:15:27,320 Wait, wait, wait. So, hold on. 268 00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:30,920 So you actually thought that the moon just got... 269 00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:35,050 Bigger and smaller each month. I mean, I was 10, okay. 270 00:15:35,370 --> 00:15:39,630 Still, that's... Oh, you've never thought anything's stupid? 271 00:15:40,630 --> 00:15:45,270 Well, I mean, not unless you think that believing in the Tooth Fairy 2 or 35 is 272 00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:46,270 stupid. 273 00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:48,170 Did you really? 274 00:15:48,310 --> 00:15:54,730 Wow, that is so 275 00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:57,630 crazy. That makes no sense. 276 00:15:57,910 --> 00:15:58,990 Must be driving her nuts. 277 00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:00,740 Everything drives Martin nuts. 278 00:16:01,780 --> 00:16:04,600 Um, what do you mean? He's such a grump. 279 00:16:05,420 --> 00:16:09,220 Honestly, I can't tell if it's social awkwardness or he's just good old 280 00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:10,220 -fashioned mean. 281 00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:11,880 Awkward. He's sweet underneath. 282 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,180 Take your word for it. 283 00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:15,000 Sure wasn't sweet as a teacher. 284 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:16,479 Wait, what? 285 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:19,080 Oh, he was my teacher in med school. Uh, what, ten years ago? 286 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,840 Um, why didn't you tell me? 287 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,500 I don't know. I just guess it never came up. 288 00:16:24,890 --> 00:16:25,890 Did you tell him? 289 00:16:25,910 --> 00:16:28,590 I mean, I just kept waiting for him to recognize me. 290 00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:30,710 Oh. Honestly, I'm not surprised. 291 00:16:30,930 --> 00:16:34,090 I doubt he would have recognized me back then. He never knew any of our names. I 292 00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:35,670 mean, God forbid you made a mistake. 293 00:16:36,110 --> 00:16:37,110 Wow. 294 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:44,250 So, wait, did you come here to... I mean, this isn't going to affect your... 295 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:45,430 My review? Yeah. 296 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,430 No. No, of course not. 297 00:16:48,130 --> 00:16:49,130 Yeah. 298 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,760 Do you think Savannah could get rid of my headaches? 299 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,000 And my eczema? And my arthritis? 300 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:57,939 Why not? 301 00:16:57,940 --> 00:16:59,140 She made me walk. 302 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,080 Don't eat that. 303 00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:03,140 Carson. What? 304 00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:04,540 I know you're Carson. 305 00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:06,720 Please come back tomorrow. 306 00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:08,420 My name is Fred. 307 00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:15,420 You have your own miracle worker right here in court when each of you must see 308 00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:17,260 her. Of course you would say that. 309 00:17:18,339 --> 00:17:21,079 Can you squat? Like a catcher. Mm-hmm. 310 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:27,400 Now, push your leg against my hand now. You should go see her too, Doctor. 311 00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:29,940 Perhaps she could cure your dreadful personality. 312 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:31,740 She hasn't cured yours. 313 00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:35,640 I knew it. There's no way you could have limb strength like that three months 314 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:39,600 after a stroke, no matter what nonsense she rubbed on you. You and Savannah are 315 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,559 running a scam. 316 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,440 You couldn't be more wrong, Dr. 317 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:46,300 Quackenbush. Then give me the number of your doctors so I can talk to them about 318 00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:47,440 your stroke. 319 00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:51,360 I can't. Why not? He's on a trek in the Andes. 320 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,220 I'm calling the sheriff right now. 321 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,500 Wait! Get back here! 322 00:18:27,810 --> 00:18:30,290 Georgie, the food critic's here at the bar. 323 00:18:30,490 --> 00:18:33,110 I saw CM monogrammed on his sleeve. It's definitely him. 324 00:18:33,770 --> 00:18:34,770 What? 325 00:18:35,550 --> 00:18:36,770 I'll do it. What? 326 00:18:37,810 --> 00:18:38,789 Sweet Lord. 327 00:18:38,790 --> 00:18:39,790 What? 328 00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:41,870 I can't taste anything. 329 00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:44,050 Oh, no. 330 00:18:45,510 --> 00:18:47,970 Wearing this to audition, is it too much? 331 00:18:48,190 --> 00:18:49,390 No, it shows commitment. 332 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:52,410 Good. It's my first time, so I want to make an impression. 333 00:18:52,970 --> 00:18:53,970 All right. 334 00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:56,030 And... 335 00:18:57,830 --> 00:19:03,030 Other crayons are fun, but only playtime pastels glow in the dark and show up 336 00:19:03,030 --> 00:19:04,610 even when the lights are off. 337 00:19:04,850 --> 00:19:09,790 Nailing it. The only thing more fun than a playtime pastel is a playtime pastel 338 00:19:09,790 --> 00:19:11,630 with a special friend. 339 00:19:12,030 --> 00:19:19,030 Sorry, um... Where you can highlight your fun zones for your playmate to see. 340 00:19:19,290 --> 00:19:22,250 And in places where they can't. Oh, um, Elaine. What? 341 00:19:22,550 --> 00:19:27,230 I think these might be adult crayons, like, um... 342 00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:28,630 For sex. 343 00:19:29,430 --> 00:19:30,690 What? No. 344 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:36,190 With colors like big banana, red hot mama, and tickled pig. Oh, my God. These 345 00:19:36,190 --> 00:19:37,310 are sex crayons. 346 00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,290 What kind of an audition is this? 347 00:19:39,810 --> 00:19:42,330 What in the hell is going on here? Nothing. 348 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:45,770 Parker's just helping me with an audition. 349 00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:51,210 And you're monitoring me. Well, you didn't have any patients, so... Talk to 350 00:19:51,210 --> 00:19:52,810 Best. It's fun zones. 351 00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:55,050 Yeah. That's what does it. I'll be right back. 352 00:19:55,690 --> 00:19:56,730 I have to go. Elaine? 353 00:19:57,210 --> 00:20:00,270 Take off the crayon costume, words that should never have to come out of my 354 00:20:00,270 --> 00:20:04,790 mouth, and stop fraternizing with the enemy. The enemy? Me? I was just... And 355 00:20:04,790 --> 00:20:05,790 no more cruffins! 356 00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:14,630 Do I just take it from the top? Yeah. Okay, great. 357 00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:20,370 Hey. 358 00:20:21,730 --> 00:20:23,790 You know the Finnish lawn game mocha? 359 00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:26,450 I'm starting a league. 360 00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:28,340 Wanna join? 361 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,140 Clark! Stop being weird. 362 00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:35,140 Hi, welcome to the Salty Breeze. You're gonna have the best meal you've ever had 363 00:20:35,140 --> 00:20:36,019 in your life. 364 00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:39,580 Amazing. We want you to be as happy as humanly possible. 365 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:44,740 Okay. It's a little much. The thing is, this is our pre-dinner, post-prandial 366 00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:49,160 pause. Our kitchen's closed. Would you care for another cocktail while you 367 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,079 wait? Sure. 368 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,039 On the house. 369 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,040 Even better. 370 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:53,740 Whatever he wants. 371 00:20:54,140 --> 00:20:55,720 Where's George? Dr. Bass! 372 00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:57,330 one of our biggest fans. 373 00:20:57,570 --> 00:20:59,110 He eats here every day. 374 00:20:59,530 --> 00:21:01,330 Could you... Martin. 375 00:21:02,710 --> 00:21:04,210 You gotta help, Doc, now. 376 00:21:04,570 --> 00:21:08,390 What happened? I can't taste, like, anything. My mouth is numb. Numb? 377 00:21:08,510 --> 00:21:10,510 Tingly, numb, weird, numb. 378 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:13,010 And the food critic is at the bar waiting to be served. 379 00:21:13,330 --> 00:21:15,410 I cannot serve food I haven't tasted, Doc. I cannot. 380 00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:18,650 Take it easy. Don't tell us to take it easy. It sounds like an allergic 381 00:21:18,650 --> 00:21:20,230 reaction. Did you eat anything unusual? 382 00:21:20,630 --> 00:21:22,350 No. The tincture from Savannah. 383 00:21:23,409 --> 00:21:25,330 Please tell me you're joking. We were desperate. 384 00:21:25,650 --> 00:21:27,090 You wouldn't help. 385 00:21:27,290 --> 00:21:28,330 I have a cold! 386 00:21:28,610 --> 00:21:31,050 And she has a criminal record. Just show me the tincture. 387 00:21:31,630 --> 00:21:32,630 Here. 388 00:21:34,410 --> 00:21:37,990 No ingredients. Brilliant. This woman's a menace. What do we do? 389 00:21:39,370 --> 00:21:40,450 It'll wear off eventually. 390 00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:42,830 Eventually? He's at the bar. 391 00:21:43,270 --> 00:21:44,490 You're not listening to us. 392 00:21:47,010 --> 00:21:48,010 Okay, fine. 393 00:21:48,190 --> 00:21:52,970 I'll go find out what's in it. Maybe something can counteract it. Actually, I 394 00:21:52,970 --> 00:21:53,970 have an idea. 395 00:21:54,110 --> 00:21:54,669 What is it? 396 00:21:54,670 --> 00:21:57,290 Oh, you'll think it's bad, but it's good. 397 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,270 This is gonna be bad. 398 00:22:12,590 --> 00:22:16,850 You, Ronnie, get a haircut now or you're out. Come on. 399 00:22:21,130 --> 00:22:27,730 Are you here for a touch-up? I just unlocked your 400 00:22:27,730 --> 00:22:29,770 body's natural healing instinct. 401 00:22:30,050 --> 00:22:33,270 I really felt it. Yeah. Thank you. Of course. Of course. 402 00:22:33,510 --> 00:22:34,510 All right, who's next? 403 00:22:34,550 --> 00:22:36,210 Actually, I just need you for a minute. No! 404 00:22:36,430 --> 00:22:39,550 No! I told you, Sheriff, I did my time. 405 00:22:40,410 --> 00:22:41,410 What? 406 00:22:42,030 --> 00:22:43,030 Savannah? 407 00:22:46,090 --> 00:22:48,130 Sorry. Is there something on my forehead? 408 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:50,210 You're really smart and really cute. 409 00:22:50,939 --> 00:22:53,960 You did kind of freak me out a little bit last year when you gave us all the 410 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,160 bubonic plague, but you're mature and you want to make amends. 411 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:58,900 I really dig that. 412 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,460 Do you want to get ice cream with me sometime? 413 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:05,800 Yes. 414 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,400 I would love to. 415 00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:12,700 Great. 416 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,160 Great. 417 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:18,520 Thank you. 418 00:23:19,199 --> 00:23:23,000 Mark, I don't know why, as our only law enforcement officer, you don't feel the 419 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:27,980 need to pick up the phone, but Savannah and the person she made walk are 420 00:23:27,980 --> 00:23:28,879 committing fraud. 421 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,040 Martin? Martin, Martin, I've been looking for you. 422 00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:32,580 Hi. Hi. 423 00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:37,500 I have something to tell you. It's about Parker. 424 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,460 It's kind of weird, so I just... Yes, it is. 425 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:41,960 You know? 426 00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:45,460 Yes, I... That he was your student? Wait, what? What? In med school. 427 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,560 I just found out. Parker was a student of mine? Why didn't he tell me? 428 00:23:49,820 --> 00:23:56,220 Um, I'm... not sure, so... Why are you telling me? Well, I just... I just 429 00:23:56,220 --> 00:23:59,440 wanted you to have all the facts, so... Goodbye. 430 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:03,100 Wait, wait. What facts? What did he say about me back then? 431 00:24:03,580 --> 00:24:04,580 Nothing. 432 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:05,960 Nothing. No, tell me. 433 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,860 I want the, um... feedback. 434 00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:15,460 Well, um, they said that you were... Okay, this is him talking, not me. 435 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:16,800 I know, I know. 436 00:24:17,140 --> 00:24:24,140 They said you were not a good listener, hard 437 00:24:24,140 --> 00:24:28,560 to talk to, didn't enjoy people. 438 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,240 So he came here to give me a bad review? No. 439 00:24:32,660 --> 00:24:36,800 No, he's going to be fair. I know that he's a good man. I just know how 440 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:40,000 important this review is to get you off probation. I thought if you knew this, 441 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:44,440 that when you were around him, you might try to be a little... Nicer. 442 00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:53,530 Yeah. I saw you kiss him. 443 00:24:54,270 --> 00:24:55,270 What? 444 00:24:56,590 --> 00:24:58,790 By the edge over there. 445 00:25:02,630 --> 00:25:03,630 Oh. 446 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:06,870 What do you like about him? 447 00:25:09,770 --> 00:25:14,030 Martin. I just want to know. What do you like about him? 448 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:20,700 I don't know. I mean, he's... I feel like I can talk to him about anything. 449 00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:26,160 And he has four sisters, so he's good with his emotions. 450 00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:28,600 Mm-hmm. So he's easy to talk to. 451 00:25:29,260 --> 00:25:30,280 He's a good listener. 452 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:31,980 He's a people person. 453 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:35,320 Yeah. 454 00:25:39,420 --> 00:25:44,180 Well, I'm... Thanks. I'm just gonna... 455 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:32,920 Wait, 456 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,500 what? Harley? 457 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,100 Oh no, this is gonna be brutal. 458 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:45,720 Harley? 459 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:47,560 What? 460 00:26:51,470 --> 00:26:52,570 Is there something on my forehead? 461 00:26:53,090 --> 00:26:55,190 You're really smart, really cute. 462 00:26:55,390 --> 00:26:56,129 What's happening? 463 00:26:56,130 --> 00:26:58,550 I don't know. Really mature for your age. 464 00:26:58,770 --> 00:27:00,010 I mean, my age. 465 00:27:00,270 --> 00:27:01,069 What age is that? 466 00:27:01,070 --> 00:27:02,650 Five? No, nine. 467 00:27:02,910 --> 00:27:04,410 Oh. I really dig you. 468 00:27:04,670 --> 00:27:07,050 Would you like to get ice cream with me sometime? 469 00:27:11,670 --> 00:27:12,670 No, 470 00:27:13,650 --> 00:27:17,290 that's crazy. 471 00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:19,710 What, are you going to bring your teddy bear? No, I'd leave him at home. 472 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:22,379 It's just a number. 473 00:27:22,380 --> 00:27:23,380 Facts. 474 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,140 What? Kids got guts. You gotta give them that. Sure. 475 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:27,960 Sorry, Tiny Tim. 476 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,880 But let me know when you're my height. You're funny. 477 00:27:31,140 --> 00:27:33,500 Sure. My name's Peter. 478 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:36,560 Just 479 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:43,860 get 480 00:27:43,860 --> 00:27:44,699 in here. 481 00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:48,620 Last time I had to be this hush-hush, my cousin ended up in the East River. 482 00:27:49,180 --> 00:27:52,620 Where's the other annoying guy? Upstairs. But I need to speak to you 483 00:27:52,620 --> 00:27:56,020 first. He took some meds and lost his sense of taste. 484 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:59,360 But we got Carson McLeish out there right now. Carson McLeish? 485 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:04,020 You want me to cook for Carson McLeish? No, George will. 486 00:28:04,260 --> 00:28:08,040 But you need to assist. Be the taster. All you have to do is taste what he 487 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,560 cooks and make sure it's great. 488 00:28:09,900 --> 00:28:14,800 Wait a second. So you admit I'm an excellent cook with Ferrari-level taste 489 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:17,540 buds that you entrust with your entire business? 490 00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:19,200 Do you want the 500 clams or not? 491 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:20,400 Lead the way, Grandma. 492 00:28:21,380 --> 00:28:22,380 Wait. 493 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,500 I'm glad to see you aren't repeating yourself anymore, Gina. 494 00:28:25,820 --> 00:28:26,960 Well, what do you know? 495 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:31,680 I get away from you two ding-dongs, and all of a sudden, poof, stress gone. 496 00:28:33,060 --> 00:28:38,130 Hell no! We need her out! Absolutely not. This devil woman is not allowed to 497 00:28:38,130 --> 00:28:39,430 step foot in my kitchen. 498 00:28:39,690 --> 00:28:42,010 Too late, Chef Boyardee. You're the chef, George. 499 00:28:42,430 --> 00:28:45,810 She's the taster. Unless your taste is returned, we need her. 500 00:28:51,550 --> 00:28:54,430 I think that was a yes. 501 00:28:57,950 --> 00:28:59,530 Well, look who it is. 502 00:28:59,750 --> 00:29:03,010 You have got to stop doing that, okay? This is a safe space. 503 00:29:03,230 --> 00:29:04,650 Yeah, more like a den of thieves. 504 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:10,440 Just tell me what you gave George. None of your beeswax. She also says beeswax. 505 00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:14,720 You're in it together. I knew it. Many distinguished individuals say beeswax. 506 00:29:14,740 --> 00:29:17,620 Okay, for now, just tell me what you gave George so I can stop worrying about 507 00:29:17,620 --> 00:29:18,459 his taste buds. 508 00:29:18,460 --> 00:29:21,320 What happened to his taste buds? You gave him something and now he can't 509 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,500 taste, which is, you know, bad for a chef. 510 00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:25,100 Okay. 511 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:30,560 Listen, Mr. Orky Pants. I gave him over-the-counter zinc, okay? 512 00:29:31,180 --> 00:29:33,100 Maybe he took too much. It'll wear off. 513 00:29:33,300 --> 00:29:36,300 Yeah, I've also got a guy who stopped taking his gout medication and a woman 514 00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:37,279 who's orange. 515 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:40,000 Sooner or later, you're going to hurt someone. And you're her accomplice. 516 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000 You're both going to jail. 517 00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:42,180 Oh, please. 518 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:43,920 Come here, Dr. 519 00:29:44,020 --> 00:29:45,040 Demento. I've got to go with her. 520 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,600 I'm going to tell you a secret I can't tell anybody. 521 00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:52,180 Dr. Patient Confidentiality, if you do, I'll have you arrested. 522 00:29:52,580 --> 00:29:54,140 That's not how it works, but what? 523 00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,840 I am Carson McLeish. 524 00:29:59,230 --> 00:30:02,430 The great food critic. I need to remain anonymous for my work. 525 00:30:03,170 --> 00:30:08,310 I did have a stroke. I never met this woman before in my life. And she did 526 00:30:08,310 --> 00:30:09,310 cure me. 527 00:30:09,370 --> 00:30:14,350 And... Oh, yeah, is this part of the act? No, no, there's no act. 528 00:30:15,050 --> 00:30:16,050 No, 529 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:19,410 no, no, no. 530 00:30:19,630 --> 00:30:22,390 I want Savannah. She's the only one who could help. Yeah. 531 00:30:23,770 --> 00:30:25,470 Yeah. Let's see it, miracle lady. 532 00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:31,990 Okay. It's life, man. 533 00:30:32,310 --> 00:30:35,690 You put your heart out there, and people step on it. 534 00:30:36,070 --> 00:30:39,830 They were laughing at me. Because they're jerks. It's not their fault, 535 00:30:39,830 --> 00:30:41,110 though. They're just teenagers. 536 00:30:41,890 --> 00:30:43,990 I just asked her to get ice cream. 537 00:30:44,250 --> 00:30:48,830 And you killed it, dude. I'm telling you. My great-uncle Alfonso would have 538 00:30:48,830 --> 00:30:50,050 been so proud. 539 00:30:50,310 --> 00:30:51,950 He would have said, hey... 540 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:56,220 You keep putting your heart out there, Papito, no matter what. 541 00:30:56,520 --> 00:31:00,920 Because, because if you keep putting your heart out there, open and honest 542 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:06,320 like that, and someone steps on it, it just gets stronger. So when you finally 543 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:11,780 hand it to the right person at the right time, I'm telling you, dude, she's gonna 544 00:31:11,780 --> 00:31:16,860 look at you in the eye or right above the eye and hand you her heart. 545 00:31:17,060 --> 00:31:18,980 Because she knows then... 546 00:31:19,340 --> 00:31:21,800 that you're strong enough to hold her heart. 547 00:31:22,620 --> 00:31:27,720 So I guess we have to be totally honest with the people we care about. 548 00:31:28,860 --> 00:31:29,880 No matter what. 549 00:31:31,860 --> 00:31:32,860 Wait. 550 00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:35,820 Even if it's something that might make them mad? 551 00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:38,760 Yep. Even then. 552 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:40,860 No matter what. 553 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,020 You're very smart for a nine-year-old. 554 00:31:47,350 --> 00:31:49,510 Hey, you want to get some ice cream? You bet. 555 00:31:49,870 --> 00:31:50,870 Let's go. 556 00:31:52,950 --> 00:31:53,990 I'll be right back. 557 00:31:54,410 --> 00:31:56,650 Yeah, I just gotta tell the doc one thing first. 558 00:31:58,050 --> 00:31:59,130 You gotta help me. 559 00:31:59,730 --> 00:32:01,870 I have no idea what I did to make her walk. 560 00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:04,710 You're right. Okay? 561 00:32:04,970 --> 00:32:05,829 I'm a fraud. 562 00:32:05,830 --> 00:32:09,770 I took one class in prison and I have no clue what the lady was talking about. 563 00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:10,970 She was insane. 564 00:32:11,290 --> 00:32:16,890 She kept doing this gesture like... What does that mean? 565 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:18,280 No clue. 566 00:32:18,660 --> 00:32:21,260 Okay, but you would help me before these people turn on me like a pack of wild 567 00:32:21,260 --> 00:32:25,160 dogs. So she's not in on it with you? What? No, I've never seen her before in 568 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:28,440 my life. And her doctor was really in the Andes? Do I look like her doctor's 569 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:29,139 travel agent? 570 00:32:29,140 --> 00:32:30,700 What did you put on her back? 571 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,480 I don't know, like basil and oregano? 572 00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:38,620 Well, whatever temporarily made her walk has obviously worn off. I have no idea 573 00:32:38,620 --> 00:32:42,340 what's going on. Well, what do I do? First you go back in there and you tell 574 00:32:42,340 --> 00:32:45,060 everyone you have no idea what you're doing. Then leave poor Wynne before you 575 00:32:45,060 --> 00:32:46,060 seriously hurt someone. 576 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:52,200 How about I do just the leave port when part? Fine by me. Okay, good talk. Bye 577 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,200 -bye. Yeah, no. 578 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,360 What? Nothing. 579 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:10,220 Just thought you might want to finish up the conversation we started. 580 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:12,140 Funny, I don't. 581 00:33:12,620 --> 00:33:13,620 Yeah, you do. 582 00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:19,810 I'm not a people person. 583 00:33:21,910 --> 00:33:23,170 And there's nothing wrong with that. 584 00:33:23,570 --> 00:33:24,569 I agree. 585 00:33:24,570 --> 00:33:28,170 Unless you want to, you know, be around people. 586 00:33:29,270 --> 00:33:31,030 Well, maybe some people. 587 00:33:31,930 --> 00:33:32,930 Like Louisa. 588 00:33:36,010 --> 00:33:37,130 Is that what you want? 589 00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:42,270 If it is, I haven't been doing a very good job of it, have I? 590 00:33:42,690 --> 00:33:44,130 I can confirm that. 591 00:33:47,230 --> 00:33:51,460 Tell you what, let me buy you. lobster roll huh come on i'll even let you order 592 00:33:51,460 --> 00:33:58,260 fries lucky day and 593 00:33:58,260 --> 00:34:04,860 now for the brown butter lemon and caper sauce oh it smells like a narcotic you 594 00:34:04,860 --> 00:34:08,679 want to talk narcotics because my cousin joey not now lady scarface i'm just 595 00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:12,860 saying he didn't know that guy was a cop i cannot believe that i'm saying this 596 00:34:12,860 --> 00:34:16,080 but taste 597 00:34:24,590 --> 00:34:25,790 Oh, my goodness. Really? 598 00:34:26,909 --> 00:34:28,330 More lemon. 599 00:34:29,590 --> 00:34:30,589 You swear? 600 00:34:30,590 --> 00:34:34,370 On my mother's monobrow. It's her hair too sweet. You need the acid. 601 00:34:43,810 --> 00:34:44,810 Oh, my gosh. 602 00:34:46,510 --> 00:34:48,050 She's right. She better be. 603 00:34:49,290 --> 00:34:50,550 And here... 604 00:34:51,020 --> 00:34:54,280 We have my world-famous scallop grenobloise. 605 00:34:54,900 --> 00:34:55,900 Wow. 606 00:35:00,860 --> 00:35:01,860 Mm. 607 00:35:05,860 --> 00:35:06,860 Mm. 608 00:35:09,220 --> 00:35:10,220 Scallopy. 609 00:35:10,540 --> 00:35:11,540 Uh-huh. 610 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,160 Scallopy. It's not a word. 611 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,880 He can say whatever he likes. He's the food critic from the New York Times. 612 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:19,120 What? Mm. 613 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:22,760 No, I'm not. I'm a dentist from Bangor. What? Are you freaking kidding me? Your 614 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,940 monogram says, see, I'm your Carson McLeish. 615 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:31,180 Carl Mooney. My wife just gave me this for my 50th. Then who's... Nope, not me. 616 00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:32,038 Bye now. 617 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,700 Oh, come back. 618 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,880 Still haven't tried the scallop grater blast. 619 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:37,180 I'll drag her right back here. 620 00:35:38,220 --> 00:35:39,940 Ah! What's the matter? 621 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:42,500 My eyes. I can't see. I'm going blind. 622 00:35:45,660 --> 00:35:46,760 How many fingers? 623 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:50,680 Three. Two? Stop moving them around. 624 00:35:51,020 --> 00:35:52,040 You, come here. 625 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,040 What color is this? 626 00:35:54,460 --> 00:35:55,460 Faded pink. 627 00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:56,880 It's bright red. Thank you. 628 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,080 You have MOGAD. 629 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,058 Mo-what? 630 00:36:03,060 --> 00:36:04,540 You're just making up words. 631 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:08,660 Doc, here you go. Thanks. MOGAD, it's an autoimmune disorder that can appear like 632 00:36:08,660 --> 00:36:12,160 a stroke and cause optic nerve damage. Why didn't my doctor in New York figure 633 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:13,920 this out? It's unbelievably rare. 634 00:36:14,140 --> 00:36:15,880 I mean, I've never seen it before. 635 00:36:16,220 --> 00:36:17,220 You walked. 636 00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:19,380 Because of the shot I gave you, not Savannah. 637 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,620 I don't understand what you're saying. I have to live with this disorder? 638 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,200 Yes, but it's manageable. 639 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:27,160 I'm going to give you a shot now that'll get you walking and seeing. I want your 640 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:30,000 doctor in New York to call me, and with some PT and meds, you're going to be 641 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:34,960 fine. So, you actually are Carson McLeish, the famous food critic? 642 00:36:35,220 --> 00:36:37,260 Absolutely. No idea what you're talking about. 643 00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:39,520 Just try the scallops. 644 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:43,700 Please. The whack job can actually make a really nice dish. 645 00:36:43,980 --> 00:36:45,440 I am... Yes. 646 00:36:46,860 --> 00:36:48,000 Isn't that your job? 647 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,120 Fine. 648 00:36:52,060 --> 00:36:54,720 It's Mark. He needs backup at Ermus. 649 00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:55,940 What? 650 00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:57,320 Ermus? 651 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:01,580 I mean... So, about that review? 652 00:37:02,180 --> 00:37:05,200 I'm not Kirsten McLeish! So that's a no. 653 00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:08,580 You almost burned my ear off! 654 00:37:21,260 --> 00:37:24,120 This little lady is just trying to go on a date tonight. 655 00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:25,360 Oh, uh, no, no, no. 656 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:27,600 Sorry, Mark, but, um, I gotta go. 657 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,020 Go? What do you mean, go? 658 00:37:29,420 --> 00:37:32,640 She's a con artist, Mark. She didn't make that woman walk. 659 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:33,678 Doc did. 660 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:34,680 Is that true? 661 00:37:34,780 --> 00:37:36,200 Well, I didn't want to hurt anybody. 662 00:37:36,980 --> 00:37:39,880 People were only coming to me because he wasn't listening to anyone. 663 00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:43,460 You know, if you were a little nicer, if you spent a little bit more time showing 664 00:37:43,460 --> 00:37:45,260 people that you cared, none of this would have happened. 665 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,360 You made me possible. 666 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:52,060 Well, what about me? Is that fake, too? Like, am I just another one of your 667 00:37:52,060 --> 00:37:53,200 scams? No, Mark. 668 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,000 You seem like a really nice guy. 669 00:38:01,140 --> 00:38:02,140 Wait. 670 00:38:02,420 --> 00:38:04,360 Oh! Oh, Marky! 671 00:38:04,660 --> 00:38:09,220 Mark, we've got an all-points bulletin. Savannah broke parole. 672 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,400 She's wanted by the state police. 673 00:38:22,410 --> 00:38:23,510 This is kind of hot, though, right? 674 00:38:27,690 --> 00:38:29,250 Right here, in the back seat. 675 00:38:33,830 --> 00:38:34,830 Listen, 676 00:38:39,730 --> 00:38:46,470 Doc, the thing I've been trying to tell you all day is... I sort of did it with 677 00:38:46,470 --> 00:38:49,710 Eden. And when I say sort of, I mean we did it. 678 00:38:49,980 --> 00:38:55,240 Right as she was leaving town, a little horizontal room, but then vertical, and 679 00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:56,660 actually at one point diagonal. 680 00:38:57,020 --> 00:39:03,080 But I know that it hurt me when you smooshed Louisa, but I just want you to 681 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:06,920 know that I know that this hurts you so much more, I'm sure, so I'm sorry, 682 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,940 buddy. I really am sorry. 683 00:39:09,300 --> 00:39:11,920 I just felt like I needed to be open and honest. 684 00:39:12,620 --> 00:39:14,220 A nine-year-old taught me that. 685 00:39:17,580 --> 00:39:19,340 Diagonal? No need to dwell. 686 00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:23,920 I think we'll be able to get past this. I am open to counseling. Yeah, I know. I 687 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:24,678 do. I do. 688 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:28,820 Well, look, I'm glad you felt you could talk to me. Well, I didn't, but I had to 689 00:39:28,820 --> 00:39:29,820 anyways. 690 00:39:32,100 --> 00:39:33,100 Hey, Mark. 691 00:39:33,340 --> 00:39:35,440 Do you think we can get ice cream on the way to prison? 692 00:39:37,980 --> 00:39:39,180 I'm gonna get you one cone. 693 00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:42,400 Oh, their first date. 694 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:47,620 Well, the next will be in five to ten years, so... Hey, what happened? with 695 00:39:47,620 --> 00:39:48,359 your commercial. 696 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:49,360 Oh, I booked it. 697 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:56,060 Hey, Martin. 698 00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:58,680 You did good. 699 00:39:58,780 --> 00:39:59,780 No, I didn't. 700 00:40:00,380 --> 00:40:01,380 She's right. 701 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:06,320 I told you, I'm not a people person, but unfortunately, I do treat people. 702 00:40:06,780 --> 00:40:07,780 Martin. 703 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,000 Oh, no. 704 00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:32,460 You are what now? 705 00:40:33,220 --> 00:40:34,780 Don't you want to call me a nitwit again? 706 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:36,520 No. 707 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,600 Why are you delaying your chemo? 708 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,160 Really? 709 00:40:47,660 --> 00:40:48,680 I told you. 710 00:40:49,460 --> 00:40:50,439 I'm busy. 711 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,820 Now tell me the real reason. 712 00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:56,220 I am listening. 713 00:40:59,370 --> 00:41:00,850 Who wants to lose all his hair? 714 00:41:03,070 --> 00:41:05,730 And get sick all alone. 715 00:41:06,550 --> 00:41:09,830 My kids heading to college. 716 00:41:10,350 --> 00:41:11,830 And my wife. 717 00:41:14,290 --> 00:41:16,750 It didn't work out so well. 718 00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:25,450 It's just going to be me throwing up and bald in the house. A house I spent years 719 00:41:25,450 --> 00:41:27,770 building for my family. 720 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,420 Sounds fun, right? 721 00:41:38,140 --> 00:41:39,140 Sounds hard. 722 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,260 But... Look. 723 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:49,560 I will be here. 724 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:51,880 For you. 725 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:54,760 Should you need me. 726 00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:58,800 Wow. 727 00:42:00,340 --> 00:42:02,020 That couldn't have been easy for you. 728 00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:05,690 No. That felt a little nauseous, even as I was saying it. 729 00:42:14,270 --> 00:42:15,970 I'll make the chemo appointment. 730 00:42:19,250 --> 00:42:20,250 Good. 731 00:42:23,290 --> 00:42:24,850 You're still an assy, Orr. 732 00:42:25,070 --> 00:42:26,750 You got that right, nitwit. 733 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,120 Got that right.